(SQPRANOS THEME SONG)
( Si|vio ) Get out of the way
Remember to say please
This is the DVD, This is the advanced bootleg
These are the alternate takes
\/\/hat, are you gonna oall Coppola with ideas on how to fix it?
I do not believe this
O
Ch, o'mon
You know what soene I love most?
it was you, Fredo
Ton', you gonna go see your uncle first
if you decide to go over there?
Yeah
That would be smart
Fucking disc!
Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures
to get their shit together
\/\/e're gonna be stealing thousands more of these things
So, how was junior last time you saw him?
His life is about IVlotrin these days
Ton', what's your favorite scene?
I can't have this conversation again
Hit eject!
Don Ciccio's villa
when Vito goes back to Sicily_
The crickets, the great old house
IVIaybe 'cause I'm going over there, you know?
I was in the Army Signal Corp,
\/\/hat this thing needs is what we call a "brogan adjustment_"
What's that, you know how?
Ye
(BIG PUSSY LAUGHING)
( Radio announcer) This is "1010 wins".
You give us 22 minutes we 'll give you the world.
( IVIaIe ) Temperatures are expected to drop tomorrow
after another scorching day in the city.
Right now it's 96 degrees at Caldwell,
LaGuardia 's 94
and it's 98 in Central Park and on the Upper East Side.
Great
lt's like this every Sunday
and every Sunday you say "Great,"
like it's the first time
Could we please Iower the air conditioning?
I'm doing it for godsake!
I just got this car
I'm not familiar with the instrument panel
( IVIaIe ) Get up out the fucking car!
Take the car take the car!
Get the fuck out the car!
You nasty bitch, get the fuck out of here!
Smack the shit out of you.
U!
Gkay, okay, okay!
Dammit, man
Sic 'em, Churchill!
Evan,no!
Sic 'em, Churchill!
Churchill
Barry!
Who else, huh?
Who eIse?!
(PHoNE R|No|No)
( Female ) West Essex Crthopedic Group.
I\/Ir. Soprano?
Ckay if my nephew comes in?
He's got some questions for the doc about my hip and all.
The doctor will be right with you.
Perhaps your nephew can help you with your clothes.
until I know this prick is gonna X-ray me again
Hurts Iike the fucking Pit and the Pendulum
just to wipe myself
So what do you want to talk about?
Going over to the other side
See that friend of ours over there.
I\/Iy car operation
Lose the miserable puss it's mine now.
Cur friend, what's he Iike to deal with?
What's he Iike?
Yeah
I only met him one time.
He came over on The IVIicheIangelo, 1961
Now, that was traveling
The fucking Italian line.
The food, the service are you kidding me?
He's a serious man Zi Vittorio.
Serious how?
You know what I mean
He don't listen to opera Vittorio,
which is a fucking break
lsn't he like a distant cousin of ours?
It's so far removed by now, Tonto's a closer cousin to you
We deal with him through a guy named Furio Giunta
he speaks English
Going to Italy, huh?
Yeah
Nice, I never went
It's not over yet
And we don't get to go?
You got school
What about mom?
She knows it's a business trip
just the two of you?
Right now
Not my idea to have me set the table.
Carm, you want me to help with the roast?
( CarmeIa ) it's right there on the counter.
Carm, it's a business trip
Did I say anything?
God!
Naples
Ischia and Capri
And, oh the food
(SILVERWARE oRoPs)
Look, I know Iast year, Tom and Barb the trip to the Bahamas,
I said I didn't have time.
You didn't
It was football season
IVleadow, can you tell your brother dinner's ready?
It's our busiest months
Junior's Iast shipment went to Naples two months ago.
Thirty containers, two cars to a container
Junior had to give the operation over to who, specifically?
Ray Curto
Ckay, good work, Sal
There's something else you should know.
They're talking like the lVloltisanti kid might get his button.
Tony, where's he at with Junior these days?
They ain't spoke in months
Are you bein' straight with me?
Ch, Pussy!
What the fuck?
How's it going colonel?
How you doing Jimmy?
What'd I hear, you were in Puerto Rico?
I was playing there once during the hurricanes,
never again I said.
Jimmy, Iet me introduce you to a friend of ours.
This is Joey from Dover,
Delaware
No shit!
I live in Dover here, Jersey.
That's right I forgot.
Joey, know where they got the name Dover from?
The cliffs, I'm assuming
That's right very good.
Jimmy, does it fucking matter?
Joey, I knew this guy when he had social graces
It's for IVlarisa's oldest's sixth birthday.
The kids are aII grown, aren't they, Puss what are ya doin' here?
It's my daughter's birthday.
I'm picking up some shit for a bachelor party.
I'm trying to think
Did I ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?
That fucking box Iooks heavy.
The answer is
No,no,no
Alright Iook, I got to go, fellows
Joey
Nice to meet you
You, I\/Ir. Rude Cocksucker see you around, baby.
IVIotherfucker, motherfucker!
Take it easy, that went fine
He saw me with you
You come aII the way to a fucking party store
and still somebody's got to see you?
Sal, listen, that went fine
Just know this, you're doing a good job
(ANDREA BGCELLI PLAYING )
You must be so relieved Pussy is back.
Was a Iong time
Did he ever tell you where he was?
Ch, he don't Iike to worry me.
Not even a card?
That's got to be a worry
lt's horrible
Anyway, you must be so happy.
Ah, I love this song.
lVlmm
Ch honey, I know your Jackie.
Listen to me, going on about how happy I am and you a widow
Que sera sera
God, he's so handsome this guy too.
He's blind you know
Jesus Christ!
Angie
I'm not happy Sal is back.
Angie!
I'm sad and depressed
|'ve thought of killing myself
Fucking nosy? Eat your monigott
When he did come home that day I was upstairs,
I heard the door and then his voice, "l'm home
I fucking wanted to vomit.
After all that worrying he might be dead,
praying he was okay
I\/Iy heart just sank and I wished--
he had died
To just come and go year after year Iike that
Have you reached out to him?
That's a good one
Listen
and I don't want my kids to know this
They found a Iump under my arm.
Ch my god
They biopsed it, I get the results in a couple days
Anyway, I told Sal
he said, "Jesus Christ" kind of alarmed a Iittle
Then he went back to doin' whatever the fuck he was doin
Spraying WD-40 on his pocket knife
Touch my face, or something when he comes in.
So Angie, what are you gonna do?
Benign, malignant, I'm getting a divorce
(ITALIAN oPERA |v|us|c coNT|NuEs)
Look at this place
The mother country
Here, they make it real
Vesuvius, Jesus, who's gonna tell Artie that mural he spent that money on
Iooks Iike a used Trojan compared to this?
You notice the women?
Know what I realized on the plane?
Even the skanks are worth fucking!
Those were my feelings too
Paison, tutto gli whaddya call it...
Are all the women good-looking Iike this?
(|_/-\uoH|No)
Hey, you did alright
Two definite agendas I got hit the topless beaches
and see that fucking crater
I don't care what anybody says, I'm there
Look at this fucking place
It's been here a thousand years
Hey T, check out the bank
(Mme) Anthony Soprano
Yeah
|’m Furio Giunta
Hey, how are you?
Pleased to meet you
This is the friend of ours SiI and me been talking to
This is Paulie, this is Christopher
This is Tanno
Welcome
I\/Iy boss Nino say you can fresh up,
maybe Iittle sleep
then we will pick you up at eight
And he will meet us for fare la business.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute
Nino? I mean, I never heard of-
I'm sure he's a nice guy and everything.
But Vittorio will be there, right?
IVIaybe no
Commendatori, you are already checked in.
Commendatori, Iike a commander
I like that, that's respect
So did you hear?
You're talking about the Bonpenseiros, right?
Hang on, Gab, call waiting It may be Tony from Italy.
Hello?
I didn't sleep a wink last night
my QOGI, isn't this awful?
Did you tell Franny Altieri?
Coh no, she's gonna shit when she hears this.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
What time Christopher say he'd get here?
Any time now
He was just going down to Corso to buy a gift for Adrianna
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
but he was no supplier.
That why I'm here.
Tell him we can fiII any orders.
And also mention no offense,
we were hoping Zi Vittorio would be here
Anything you want to talk to Vittorio about that I don't know?
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Nino is a Iittle disappointed in your attitude of him.
l’m sorry Nino
I'm sure that l'll learn much, doing business with a man Iike you
He said-- (SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Why is he busting my baIIs? Tell him to get to the fucking point
Nino is happy to be at your disposal.
I\/Iy uncIe's problem was he went to the Russians in Brooklyn,
too much for the cars
shipped it off to St. Petersburg
Slovenia and IVIontenegro
they got people over there that profited from those conflicts.
You got contacts in the markets over there
Ton', you try this octopus yet?
I'm talking here.
You're like a fucking child
With the food and the pussy, what's going on here, Paulie?
This is a big thing to me, T
I was never over here, okay?
I\/Iy brother was and my other brother the doctor was,
with all his bullshit
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
How mucha you charge-a un car?
IVIercedes I\/IL series very popular.
In Eastern Europe you can sell this car for 110
120 thousand
I\/ly price to you 90 grand.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
It's manufactured in America.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
(SILVERVVARE DRCPPING)
That's Don Vittorio
You didn’t have to Ieave your house tonight.
Annalisa, sweetheart how are you?
Don Vittorio, allow me to present our friend from America
Anthony Soprano
Don Vittorio, it's an honor
Wheelchair, aboolebarda !
Think-- something's wrong with the wheelchair.
He say Wilshire boulevard
I am his daughter
Piacere
Piacere, Tony
George-a Washington-a Bridge-a.
Right, very good, George Washington Bridge
Let’s talk about something else, and later we’II talk about the streets
Ton', you give this guy a golf club
he'II probably try to fuck it.
I come three thousand fucking miles,
you never said nothing about this guy Nino,
aII of a sudden he's my blind date?
Nino was in hide from the police until two day ago.
Who the fuck is IVIauro Zucca?
IVIauro Zucca run this family
Cbviousiy Zi Vittorio
Then I should be talking to IVIauro Zucca.
Yes, signore
Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Paulo, he doesn't know what you says
you mean grapes? Uva ?
Gravy, gravy, tomato sauce
He wants spaghetti and tomato sauce He doesn’t Iike this.
And you thought the Germans were ciassless pieces of shit.
Nino, he's insecure
It effects everything he says, capice ?
I will talk on the side to the ear of Annalisa
What the fuck good is that gonna do?
She is the wife of IVIauro Zucca
CamiIIo, where's the pisciadood ?
Down the stairs go Ieft.
IVIa-jor-digan expressa-way
Right, IVIajor Deegan Expressway.
I'm sorry if he's hassle you
You spend a Iot of time in the states?
Papa went, I never been English from school,
e filmsa
When could we get a chance to talk?
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Come to our house stay a while.
Where your family's from
I don't want to put you out
No, you should have been guest to our house
But with my father condition now.
I send you the car at nine?
Fine
Ton
I Iook fon/vard to it excuse me.
I'm gonna hoof it back to the excelsior.
Can you stop fucking interrupting me?
We've been offered a ride here,
you know how these people are about formalities,
why didn't you use the one in there?
I didn't have to go then.
(FIRECRACKERS some oFF)
He’s all right It’s only firecrackers
No, please, he’s my son!
Please don’t hurt him!
The kid only got firecrackers on him
I want to work with you guys!
Who told you this was the way to go about it?
Don’t worry
This is Naples University
( Carmeia ) We're gettin ready to eat.
Ch yeah, forgot it was dinner time for you
How's Italy?
The time change and everything, I forgot, sorry
How's Italy?
Got to be honest with you.
Pretty freaking good
We'll have to come back here
Sounds Iike you're working too hard.
Why don't you take the kids
You know Tony, don't tell me how to spend my time.
If I want the excitement of Chinese food,
I don't need your permission
You know what? Fine, l'll hang up.
Well if the trip is as bland as this phone caII.
There's nothing going on.
What do you want me to say to you, seriously?
You better not say what you saw, Jimmy
l'll shove that Elvis shit right up your ass.
l'II shove a rutabaga in your mouth Jimmy
Keep you quiet
aI!
(YELLING IN ITALIAN )
I think it was the fuckin' shrimp hors d'oeuvres on the plane.
Get some Immodium
You want to get made this is no fucking way.
Tony wants us to hang with Nino
work out the dock facilities
I hope we get some spare time
I'm gonna see that fuckin' volcano
(RAP |v|us|c PLAY|No)
Ch, ho, gratzie
(WCIVIAN ) Vincenzo, turn off that radio!
(souNo CF KIDS PLAYING)
( ITALIAN CPERA PLAYING )
He
(ANDREA BCCELLI PLAYING )
This song, Jesus
Listen, I've been to Italy many times
and really, you're not missing aII that much.
The amount of sexual harassment that I was subjected to.
I went one time with my friend Zane
Her, they didn't bother
me, they couIdn't keep their hands to themselves
IVIuch Iess the whistling and the fucking hooting
It’s not Italy
Do you remember Angie Bonpensiero?
Angie Belfiore married Sal Bonpensiero
Right, she's thinking of divorcing him.
Halle-fucking-lujeh!
No I don't know them, but to be married to a man Iike that.
A man like what?
He is such an adoring father though.
Three beautiful kids they raised,
who are now from a broken home.
we don't need
He's very macho
IVlacho, no, try swaggering mama's boy
fucking hypocrites shall we?
Hypocrites?
Carm, come on stop Just stop.
Is that how you see your brother?
I thought we were talking about Angie
with their goomahs and their prostitutes, emotional cripples
And they expect their wives to live
like the fucking nuns at I\/It. Carmel college
It's not that simple
Cf course not
IVIadonna/whores is the full equation I believe.
Clothes, appliances, houses
You are talking about me
CarmeIIa, no
I don't know
That a woman of your intelligence
is content to ask so Iittle from life and from herself
I don't know, it's none of my business.
IVIarriage is a holy sacrament
Ckay
Family is a sacred institution
Roger
And you trying to fan the flames
with Richie Aprile of aII people?
Carm, Richie, because of his life experience in prison,
Ch my god!
But you had me going for a while there, you really did
Ch Janice honey I got to Iove ya.
(cARMELA L/_\uoH|No )
(CPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
Collect the toenails
(THWACK CF A GCLF BALL )
Nice shot
It’s a man's club
I'II send you one your size
Whole set
So Tony, you don't mind me calling you Tony?
What can I do for you?
Well you can introduce me to the boss.
A fuckin' woman boss?
So what do you want?
Never happen in the States.
Never
Cur men kill each other.
AII my brothers, for example they aII got murdered.
Cr they go to prison.
Rome has a war against us.
But our men are in Iove to their mama
So being a woman is not come se dic',
comes natural
We'|| |'|| be dipped in shit
You go around Iike your father's nursemaid.
Well if an old man carries the respect of troops,
you keep him around
I did something like that myself.
We're cousins
You hungry?
I could eat
Can I ask you a question?
We not gonna pay the price on the IVIercedes
VVhy,you want them?
If your enemy comes into possession of your nail
or your hair clippings, they can make the evil on you
I'm flattered you wouIdn't trust me with your toenaiis
but can I pass without ruining the moment?
I already burned them
Nobody gets them
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Commendatori
Bon giorno
Cocksuckers
A Iot of guys today, they become soft living in America.
You can't find anybody over there that believes in the old ways,
keeping silent, putting the family first
So you want Naples guys.
Fucking clairvoyant over here.
they belong only to me 110 percent.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
What?
What do I get?
Well, you get an obvious advantage to havin' your guys in that end.
How much you pay me for this man?
Pay you?
Your profitability is gonna go way up
What are you thinking?
Funo! (YELLING IN ITALIAN )
Back up, take it easy
I'm going to give you one of my best men.
And aII I get is a bunch of numbers in air.
With all due respect, hon
I think you're being a Iittle short-sighted on this
He's my cousin, he's one of my best men
Forget about it, it's not going to happen
I'm asking you nice.
Cr what?
Hey Iook, I don't even think you understand.
I want you to talk to your husband about this
I\/Iy husband, fuck you!
He is never coming back
So you have to fucking deal with me!
Up your ass
( FooTsTEPs )
Where's my other belt?
Did you Iook under the bed?
Fuck,yeah
I just came from the doctor's office
Yeah
The biopsy came back negative
Yeah good, l'|| be back Iater.
(GENTLE soBB|No)
(BACKGRCUND IVIUSIC)
( IVIaIe ): The 3:32 to Mt. Vesuvius is now leaving at the side entrance.
(KNCCKING )
Pussy
Yeah
What the fuck you doing here?
I was in the neighborhood
That bachelor party, they're looking for some entertainment.
A sett', you want coffee?
Nah, I'm good
C'mon, it's on the boil.
(TEAPCT wH|sT|_|No )
(KNCCKING )
Yeah
Boss say to tell you one hour manigamo, dinner.
Manigamo, I want to get the fuck out of here.
You drive me to the city?
Sure, absolutely
I have to ask
What's it like, working for a woman?
VVhaddya gonna do?
In America you don't have?
What?
Tony!
Yeah, come down to eat.
Jesus Christ, is that aII your people do?
The Iunch we had would jam a wood chipper
We need to finish our business.
I said all I'm gonna say
(DooR s|_/-\|v||v||No)
( Female ) Vincenzo!
(BARKING )
Have some Amaro
lndigestion, right?
Cheers
So what is this place?
Later we make the new one.
You're born here, and your kids are raised next door.
That's a nice thing
You take good care of your father.
What are you going do
send him to a ospizio ?
Hey, listen
(YELLING IN ITALIAN )
This one has to stay with until he goes to sleep
I'II take you back in the morning
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Goodnight
I might as well have fucking cancer
So what did the Iawyer say today?
He said I have a good case we're filing Tuesday.
So your gonna take IVIonday to think, that's good.
I'm finished thinking
Hell, I thought myself into fuckin' nonexistence
Well, you are not nonexistent
and Pussy doesn't see you that way.
Fuck what he sees!
Not anymore, it's what I see
God gave me more years, Carmela
This very morning God gave me a gift
and I will use that gift
I won't waste it
like I wasted 24 fucking years with this man.
You know what the church says about divorce.
Ch please, Iet the Pope live with him
Well, what about the kids?
They're 19, 21, and 24 it's time we all grew up
Kevin is just starting his sophomore year at college
Aren't you worried he's gonna realize
the two stayed together waiting for him to leave?
Long as he don't Ioose his privileges
at our house down the shore,
that's aII Kevin cares about.
He's so fond of his father that's aII I'm saying.
And Terry and Scott with the money problems
and the pregnancy
this is really the example you want to set,
when your daughter is struggling very hard
to keep her new marriage in one piece?
Why you workin' this hard, Carmela?
For aII of the reasons I just said.
Because you're my friend I'm not even sayin' don't.
I'm just sayin' at the very Ieast
you got to ask yourself these questions
Terri, they're not even sure she's gonna be able
Sal began to cry when he heard that
Ch, honey
In the end, I know you're not gonna Ieave him
I know you won't do that
(SINGING IN ITALIAN)
Who are you?
Are you with NATC?
You cut our ski-lift cable
Hey Cara IVlia, on the way back
bring me one of those plums from the breakfast tray.
Cosa ?
Never mind
I got to hand it to ya.
Che bella fruti
None of them fucking steroids
Come se dic', steroids?
Steroide
There ya go
Who said you're not a great conversationalist?
Ya fuckin' twat
There's my Iittle fragolin'.
Ah-ah
Hey, the customer is always right.
Did I say you should Ieave?
You know my grandfather was Napoletan', gran-pappa mio.
He went to America in 1910.
Three thousand miles
Just a Iittle boy
All by himself
Yep, I'm Napoletan
I\/Ie and Tony both
Sigilian', se
Hard-headed bastards am I right?
So, what part of Naples you from?
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
It’s right over there
Ariani el pino ? Your shitting me!
That's where my grandfather's from!
It’s right over there
We come from the same town.
Cur families probably knew each other.
The island back there is called Progeda.
Madonn', Iook at this
Got to bring my kids back here
Show 'em aII this
In the olden time the Sibylla of Cumae
was the second most important oracle after Delphi
I thought Delphi was in Greece
The Greeks were here
Way before the Romans and before the Greeks
there were somebody else, and before them somebody else
"to hear the Sibyl's predictions of their future
She would sit inside the cave inhaling gases
I think I dated this broad
"PossibIy volcanic though no longer active
delivering unto them their fates."
Let’s go into the cave
The SibyI sat way back there see that shaft of Iight?
Some fucking trip
Ch yeah, got a premonition for me?
You, you're no problem to read
You are your own worst enemy
Ch, is that right?
Tell you right now you remind me
of somebody from back home
Not your wife, your girlfriend?
Ch, I got one, to answer your question
But no, not her
But, she's someone you want to fuck.
I can tell
Ch really
You know, everybody's their own worst enemy.
So maybe your psychic power has been overrated a Iittle bit.
You don't want to fuck her?
You don't want to fuck me?
Yeah, I do
But I don't shit where I eat.
Que cosa?
Non fare la merdo dove
It’s bad business, we're in business
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
Not at those price
Alright
You give me Furio
and l'll work down the price of the cars to 85
Posto, okay
I get more guys on my timetable
(SPEAKING ITALIAN )
75 thousand
Ckay
Hey, thanks!
So, how the fuck was it?
Fabulous, I felt right at home.
Real good business-wise
I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't been.
Someday
Where the fuck is Christopher?
He's in the duty free buying a gift for Ade.
Four days, he's a block away from the greatest shopping district in the world
Why the fuck didn't he think of it then?
( Paulie ) A broad.
He found out who got eight great tomatoes in that Iittle bitty can.
Go, let's drive
What's the matter, Tony?
Nothin
I tell you we do real good business-wise?
I got fuckin' double on those cars
Here he comes
Hey, c'mon!
(ANDREA BCCELLI PLAYING )
Hello, I'm home!
(SINGING IN ITALIAN)